For humans, nothing is enough.


We’re living in the end times of capitalist consumerism. But who wants to face the apocalypse without something cute to wear?


Of course you want another sweater. Fifty percent polyester blend, made by children halfway across the world. It’s so damn cute. It will look great for the two and a half weeks you wear it before it disappears under a pile of dirty underwear.


Eventually it will wash up on the shores of the country that made it, half-choking an endangered sea turtle, where it will slowly degrade over the next hundred thousand years.


It’s not really your fault. You’ve been trained to buy, buy, buy.


You can, however, decide that enough is enough.


You can buy nothing.


That’s why this exists. Here, you can enjoy the thrill of retail without polluting the planet. You still get the rush of pulling the trigger, without killing the last remaining sea turtle.


Buy nothing.
End consumerism, not the planet.



For humans, nothing is enough.


We’re living in the end times of capitalist consumerism. But who wants to face the apocalypse without something cute to wear?


Of course you want another sweater. Fifty percent polyester blend, made by children halfway across the world. It’s so damn cute. It will look great for the two and a half weeks you wear it before it disappears under a pile of dirty underwear.


Eventually it will wash up on the shores of the country that made it, half-choking an endangered sea turtle, where it will slowly degrade over the next hundred thousand years.


It’s not really your fault. You’ve been trained to buy, buy, buy.


But you can decide that enough is enough.


You can buy nothing.


That’s why this exists. Here, you can enjoy the thrill of retail without polluting the planet. You still get the rush of pulling the trigger, without killing the last remaining sea turtle.


Buy nothing.
End consumerism, not the planet.

For humans, nothing is enough.


We’re living in the end times of capitalist consumerism. But who wants to face the apocalypse without something cute to wear?


Of course you want another sweater. Fifty percent polyester blend, made by children halfway across the world. It’s so damn cute. It will look great for the two and a half weeks you wear it before it disappears under a pile of dirty underwear.


Eventually it will wash up on the shores of the country that made it, half-choking an endangered sea turtle, where it will slowly degrade over the next hundred thousand years.


It’s not really your fault. You’ve been trained to buy, buy, buy.


You can, however, decide that enough is enough.

You can buy nothing.


That’s why this exists. Here, you can enjoy the thrill of retail without polluting the planet. You still get the rush of pulling the trigger, without killing the last remaining sea turtle.


Buy nothing.
End consumerism, not the planet.

For humans, nothing is enough.


We’re living in the end times of capitalist consumerism. But who wants to face the apocalypse without something cute to wear?


Of course you want another sweater. Fifty percent polyester blend, made by children halfway across the world. It’s so damn cute. It will look great for the two and a half weeks you wear it before it disappears under a pile of dirty underwear.


Eventually it will wash up on the shores of the country that made it, half-choking an endangered sea turtle, where it will slowly degrade over the next hundred thousand years.


It’s not really your fault. You’ve been trained to buy, buy, buy.


You can, however, decide that enough is enough.

You can buy nothing.


That’s why this exists. Here, you can enjoy the thrill of retail without polluting the planet. You still get the rush of pulling the trigger, without killing the last remaining sea turtle.


Buy nothing.
End consumerism, not the planet.